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Monday Jun 07, 2004

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I checked the mail today to find a postcard sent to me from Crete by a very dear friend.

"Hi ___________," it reads.

"Hope this finds you well. You'll be amused to hear that I ran into a Jewish Israeli family, the daughter of which was our age. She and her family maintained that the US attacked Iraq because Wolfowitz was ordered to do it by an international secret committee of Jews. When you have Jews believing that, you know the sun is too hot.

Best wishes,

the Baron*"

I laughed so hard that I could barely breathe. Hey, just yesterday the meeting of the Bilderberg Group adjourned. Maybe this family went from Crete straight to Milan. You never know.**

*He is actually in possession of a small barony. I love my friends. They provide endless opportunity for hilarity. What happens when an overeducated sex bomb meets a young baron in her dorm freshman year? Find out! TUESDAY NIGHTS ON NBC!

**The idea of a vast Jewish conspiracy is, of course, utterly absurd. Everyone knows the remaining underground cabal of Templars actually rules the world.
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mcbane13:
Silly Troglodytes...Barnacles rule the world......


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Jun 11, 2004
albertine:
ahhhh so true!!! about this, I would advise you to read the not-so beautiful and not-so-politically correct BUT still interesting book: GIRLS, by Nic Kelman.he makes a couple of good points.
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Jun 12, 2004

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