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TOTALLY NOT INTO:
underneath INTO.
TOTALLY NOT INTO: hate, drama, angst, naturalism as a literary movement, cold showers, mushrooms, overly wanky indie rock, obsessing over hair removal, stripper heels, vodka as a substitute for gin, brightly colored plastic accessories, taking myself seriously, parasitic wasps, being rude to strangers, drivers who don't watch for pedestrians, artificial odors, technological hyper-consumerism (esp. regarding mobile phones), pretty boys, Ayn Rand, European macrobrews, the left-right political spectrum, dieting, MMORPGS, hysterical gun control, specialization, monolingualism, restrictions, self-righteousness, pop nihilism.
Life is good.
ADDENDUM 1 SEPT.: Internet's down in the apartment. I'm camped at the coffeeshop, working on some writing. I'll be sparse.
8 SEPT: Still down. Will probably continue to be down. Which is really good for my writing (as I am an incorrigible procrastinatrix) and really bad for everyone who sends me e-mail, messages, leaves comments, wants to AIM me, or otherwise uses the Internet as their primary or only means of communicating with the small, blonde female human most of you motherfuckers know best as "Flux."
TOTALLY NOT INTO:
underneath INTO.
TOTALLY NOT INTO: hate, drama, angst, naturalism as a literary movement, cold showers, mushrooms, overly wanky indie rock, obsessing over hair removal, stripper heels, vodka as a substitute for gin, brightly colored plastic accessories, taking myself seriously, parasitic wasps, being rude to strangers, drivers who don't watch for pedestrians, artificial odors, technological hyper-consumerism (esp. regarding mobile phones), pretty boys, Ayn Rand, European macrobrews, the left-right political spectrum, dieting, MMORPGS, hysterical gun control, specialization, monolingualism, restrictions, self-righteousness, pop nihilism.
Life is good.
ADDENDUM 1 SEPT.: Internet's down in the apartment. I'm camped at the coffeeshop, working on some writing. I'll be sparse.
8 SEPT: Still down. Will probably continue to be down. Which is really good for my writing (as I am an incorrigible procrastinatrix) and really bad for everyone who sends me e-mail, messages, leaves comments, wants to AIM me, or otherwise uses the Internet as their primary or only means of communicating with the small, blonde female human most of you motherfuckers know best as "Flux."
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Take it easy on the retarded baby hedgehogs, for they know not what they do.