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Thursday Jun 10, 2004

Jun 10, 2004
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ray charles r.i.p. bet he didn't see that one coming. but seriously folks...

that reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

a guy goes into a restaurant and orders the soup of the day. the waiter brings out the soup and the guy notices the waiter is holding the bowl so that his thumb is in the soup. annoyed, the man says "excuse me, but you have your thumb in my soup."
the waiter shrugs and says "yeah, doctor says it's infected, i gotta keep it warm."
now visibly angry the guy asks him "oh yeah, why don't you stick that thumb up your ass?"
to which the waiter replies "what do you think i was doing in the kitchen?"

and would any locals join a sgkc group? it seems since the burlesque show, there are alot more active members from around here.
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shambles:
haha funny you say that... I yelled at my boy the other day when I was sleeping... i guess i was saying weird ass shit and he tried to wake me up and i just kept yelling at him and telling him i didnt need to be treated like shit, while still telling him that "we needed to go get the pictures from the grocery store" I think it kinna freaked him out, but i did warn him about that once before haha

miao!!
Jun 10, 2004
shambles:
I'd join it smile
Jun 11, 2004

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