flimshaw

ray charles r.i.p. bet he didn't see that one coming. but seriously folks...

that reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

a guy goes into a restaurant and orders the soup of the day. the waiter brings out the soup and the guy notices the waiter is holding the bowl so that his thumb is in the soup. annoyed, the man says "excuse me, but you have your thumb in my soup."
the waiter shrugs and says "yeah, doctor says it's infected, i gotta keep it warm."
now visibly angry the guy asks him "oh yeah, why don't you stick that thumb up your ass?"
to which the waiter replies "what do you think i was doing in the kitchen?"