Dear Dog Owner:
I don't give a flying fuck if your dogs are "good dogs". I don't like your nice fucking pitbull jumping up on me as I walk down the street.... they can't be that nice anyway if they are jumping up on every stranger that passes you by.... get those little monsters in obedience classes, mmmmkay?! I think you can probably tell, I am not crazy about dogs... they smell like ass.... I love kitties however. Oh yeah, and I remember once when one of those "nice pitbulls" was chasing me down a street on my bike jumping and snarling and snapping at me and the stupid dog owner was all like "oh don't worry, she won't bite you... she's just playing". I'm sorry, but I really don't like those fucking dogs... I don't like them and you cannot convince me otherwise. Oh, and one more thing.... get a muzzle on that thing!
Love Flick.
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I am pissed.... someone outbid me for N:CA:2" target="_blank">this and I really wanted it!! Damn them to hell!!
I don't give a flying fuck if your dogs are "good dogs". I don't like your nice fucking pitbull jumping up on me as I walk down the street.... they can't be that nice anyway if they are jumping up on every stranger that passes you by.... get those little monsters in obedience classes, mmmmkay?! I think you can probably tell, I am not crazy about dogs... they smell like ass.... I love kitties however. Oh yeah, and I remember once when one of those "nice pitbulls" was chasing me down a street on my bike jumping and snarling and snapping at me and the stupid dog owner was all like "oh don't worry, she won't bite you... she's just playing". I'm sorry, but I really don't like those fucking dogs... I don't like them and you cannot convince me otherwise. Oh, and one more thing.... get a muzzle on that thing!
Love Flick.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~UPDATE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am pissed.... someone outbid me for N:CA:2" target="_blank">this and I really wanted it!! Damn them to hell!!
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In our early teens, my friends and I would go to a local church parking lot to skate. It was one of the better lots to skate on, we spent many hours a day there. One balmy summer day us skater kids skipped summer school and were all gathered out there having a grand ol' time.. Suddenly, this big fucking pitbull breaks right through the adjacent fence..And I mean breaks through..the boards flying from in front of it.. the damned slavering beast ran up to a friend closest to the fence and bit him right in the hand. My pal had to go to the hospital to get a dozen stitches. The ever prompt police showed up and questioned us about our "relations" to the dog. The owner made up some BS on how we tormented and teased the mut with our skateboards. "The dog was always known to grow aggravated by the sound of skateboards and he, the owner, warned us numerous times not to skate so close to his property." What a lame excuse, huh? The police bought into it anyway..we were only young naive teens then.. we were powerless. No voice.. just a 12 year old with a dozen stitches for no focking reason.
bad dog owner? yep.