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Sunday Apr 04, 2004

Apr 4, 2004
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Man, what a humorous, no... more like interesting evening I just had. I was sitting here enjoying a good game of "Starcraft" when I hear the sound of brakes locking up loudly. I look out the window and in the driveway is a truck all smashed to shit and two late teens- early 20's aged guys with a look of panic all over their faces.
I run to the front door , telling my family to call the cops on the way, and the guys where already there. When I opened the door one was running up the porch to it- I wasn't too worried seeing as how I do practice my second admendment right- and I told him "back off" and he responds "please call 911, someone just tried to murder us with base-ball bats." I answer "go back to your truck, we're already on the phone with the cops". "OK, Thank you" was his response.
My family was being to worried as to what's going on and didn't call 911 so I did.
"911, do you need sherriff, fire or ambulance ?". "Sherriff please, I have a couple guys in my yard with a wrecked truck saying someone tried to kill them with baseball bats". " Where are you". " I'm at XXXXXX on ZZZZZZ Rd ( my address) and I'll be inside till the police arive". "Do you feel threatened?". "No". "we'll be there soon". Click.
Anyways, I wait 10 minutes inside watching them through the window when I see one yelling at my neighbors accross my yard. I go out to see what's going on and asure the neighbors that the cops are enroute.
I then speak to the 2 males with the truck:
"Well, We were going up 95 headed to Penn. when a guy flagged us down. We pull over and he says his cars busted down and needs a ride. He's drunk as hell and says he'll give us a couple beers for it. We get to his house (up the road from here) and he gets out , opens his gate, we pull in, and he closes the gate."
" Then a bunch of people run out of the house with baseball bats, smashed out the driver's side window and start to reach in to grab the keys." "We went into drive and started to try to drive away when they start smashing all the windows with beer bottles and pull a truck in behind us." " So we plowed into that one then through the fence".
About this time the sherriff's arrive on the scene here. Then a ambulance with a sherriff following it goes flying by towards where they said this happened. "Fuck, I guess we did hit one...."
I go to my front porch to get a lawn chair because I now know this is going to be awhile and I wasn't about to miss any of this show. I return with the chair when one of the guys ask me if he can borrow my phone to call his folks. I handed it to him and they arrive about 15 minutes later.
Now I go and start looking closely at the truck while the 4 folks ( the 2 males, and one of the male's parents) talk to the sherriff. The truck is completely smashed. All windows busted out, the front and rear big time smashed, big smash to both sides, and the tops of the seats are protruding out the rear window.
Encase you're reading this and don't know the basics about autobody work here's some math:
Seats seats sticking out the back window + rear bumper touching the rear tire = bent frame, which usually ='s totaled. You can see it was a nice truck befor this, but DAMN... They're screwed.
So after about 30 minutes, 3 different sherriff's cars showing up here, I over hear the police radio " Code 123 -Officer needs asistance at !@#$ Blah Blah St. ( the place where this incident happened)". THEY'RE ATTACKING THE SHERRIFFS THERE!!!!!!! The 3 that are here are hauling ass to their cars and one yells "you people stay here". Oh, here's a detail I left out, there are already 3 sherriffs at the other place getting info from there , too.
So now we hear more sirens, the 3 here are almost doing doughnuts to get there and we count 2 more with sirens pass by. 8 sherriffs going or are there- damn.
While the sherriffs are gone the one guy calls his mother in Penn. with a cellphone the other guy's parents brought. I over hear alittle of the conversation-- "Fuck Mom, the truck can be fixxed....I almost got murdered STOP YELLING AT ME ABOUT THE TRUCK!!!!.....etc.etc.
After about 30-40 minutes, 2 sherriffs return here. I ask "so they where getting rowdy over there huh?" " Yes, we got it under control now".
They state that they 2 guys with the truck here need to go to the office file statments. They also arrange for a tow truck to pick the truck up. So the tow truck arrives, the guys get into the parent's van and leaves, sherriffs leave,and truck gets towwed. All that's left is the skid marks in the yard.
Man what a day.

5APR-Oh, and on a personal note- This sounds to me like a drug deal gone bad. And people wonder as to why I stay out of the drug scene...

What's even funnier is that I live in a rural area... I mean the most that happens around here is someone's horse got loose and is running down the street!!!!!
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pb:
ugh. puke bite your tongue (or fingers).


-pb mad
Apr 18, 2004
jthrak:
hey man, what's going on with you? haven't heard from you in a long time. I hope all's good. later.

Ciao>G...
Apr 20, 2004

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