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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Saturday Jul 02, 2005

Jul 2, 2005
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I don't write a lot of tickets, but I wrote these this week:

I'm sitting by a school writing a report when a truck pulls into the fire lane just 30 feet from me and parks. The guy gets out with his dog. I think "OK, he's just going to let his dog take a pee break or maybe give him some water then get back on the road. He can't miss me sitting here right in front of him" He walked off with his dog out of sight... There was a little something waiting on his windshield when he got back.

Then, I'm sitting at a red light when a bicyclist comes up on the shoulder, passing everyone waiting on the light. She rolls right past me and runs the light. She seemed genuinely shocked when I pulled her and wrote her a ticket. I have to admit, I like writing bicyclist tickets almost as much as people with "W 04" stickers.

Like I said, I'm not a big ticket writer, but if you flaunt it in my face, you have to expect it. oink

By the way, Irish Girl is apparently convinced (though not angry about it) that I have a sexual history with every female on my friends list...as if! I WISH !!! LOL She just thinks I'm a whore.
guitargeek:
You are a force for good in the universe.
Jul 2, 2005
holliday:
yeah, and...what's wrong with being a whore?
Jul 5, 2005

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