I lied to Irish Girl the other day and told her I was working when I really went to a swinger's party. I cheated on her with a man. I think I'm going to exclusively have anal sex from now on. OK, not really of course. I told Irish Girl about my journal and invited her to read it the other day, so I just wanted to try to freak her out the next time she read it.
I shouldn't be such a smart ass. She's way too nice to me. She even cleaned my house for me! Those few of you who've been anywhere I've ever lived know what a project that was. In return, all I did was leave beer in the fridge and spend 10 minutes changing her oil and bitched about how her car was built by tiny people with tiny hands the whole time too.
I just had a brilliant idea for the rat rod too! I have an old WWII navy practice bomb in my garage. I'm going to mount it on the bed of the rat rod and change it into either a gas tank or maybe a storage area/ice chest.
I shouldn't be such a smart ass. She's way too nice to me. She even cleaned my house for me! Those few of you who've been anywhere I've ever lived know what a project that was. In return, all I did was leave beer in the fridge and spend 10 minutes changing her oil and bitched about how her car was built by tiny people with tiny hands the whole time too.
I just had a brilliant idea for the rat rod too! I have an old WWII navy practice bomb in my garage. I'm going to mount it on the bed of the rat rod and change it into either a gas tank or maybe a storage area/ice chest.
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Suffice it to say that I won't be making it to Austin today.
Can you send her down here to clean MY place too?!