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Monday Jun 06, 2005

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It's almost 3:30 am and I'm just about done cleaning house. Irish Girl will be here tomorrow (later this morning) for the first time, so I can't afford to scare off the new girlfriend by letting her see that I live like a cave man.

An unrelated gripe of mine: I watched Open Water today. On the DVD box and also the first thing on the screen, it says "based on real events." However, when the movie is over, after the credits, there is a disclaimer that reads "This story, all names, characters, animals and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious an identification with or similarity to actual persons living or dead or actual events is purely coincidental. Now is it just me or don't those two statements contradict each other? I hate the mass media.
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guitargeek:
You'll love this one...
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guitargeek:
Low miles, early model, I think it's a sandcast engine, super clean.

No, that's about right...
Jun 9, 2005

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