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Tuesday May 31, 2005

May 31, 2005
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WORK:
Well, "cops" never came out west last weekend like they were supposed to. I don't know what happened but I'm relieved. I just washed my car and starched/pressed my uniforms for nothing.

What is it that makes a chubby, drunk 40 something year old woman with big fake tittys think she can out run me? The rest of that story story isn't very interesting, but the kicker is that if she hadn't tried to run from me, she wouldn't have gone to jail any way. Stupid yuppies...worse than hippies any day.

THE REST OF MY LIFE:
It's become pretty obvious that Irish Girl has become my girlfriend at this point. Now, don't get me wrong, I like Irish Gal a lot or I wouldn't have let it get this far. However, as a general rule, I don't like having a girlfriend. You have to talk to girlfriends on the phone like every day. You have to spend time with girlfriends like a couple times a week. There's just a commitment to what seems like an awful lot of maintenance involved. The up side is you have a little more freedom to be a dumbass around them. Thus, I was on a web site where you can custom design your own T-shirts. I was going to get this:

for her, but you have to order at least 6.
coops:
Booo for COPS.
I love that show! That would have been awesome! I wonder why they decided not to show?
IO really appreciate the comment you made in my journal. I made me biggrin . Glad to know that others have been through the same shit .
Oh, by the way, CONGRATS on the gf situation!!!! Yay!!!
May 31, 2005
mulhollanddrive:
I think once the shock wears off, you'll dig having a girlfriend. I don't ever want to be single again. Perhaps we can all go to rollerderby together on the 12th. Just let us know.

!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO !!!
May 31, 2005

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