OK, so I've gone out with this new girl a couple times recently. Feel free to poke fun, but I'll just admit to this right up front: I met her over the internet. Now I've met plenty of people (mostly platonic but a couple otherwise) via the internet, but I specifically met her at one of those dating sites. There ya go...fire at will
So far, it seems to have been a pretty successful experiment. She's much less crazy than my usual bar flies. She has done well on my two big secret dating tests:
1. When I open/close the car door for a girl, I expect her to at least lean over and unlock my door while I walk around the car to my door. If she just sits there on her soft pretty little ass and waits for the chauffer to take her to the next destination, then that's a pretty good sign that she's a self centered princess, and she's just going to wind up pissing me off.
2. I take her to a Flametrick Subs show. If she doesn't like it or doesn't "get it" then our personalities just aren't a match and it'll never work out.
I've been using these two tells for years and they have proven surprisingly accurate. I feel safe enough divulging this secret because I don't think anyone in my little SG world is secretly wanting to be my girlfriend and will cheat on the tests.
Any way, things are OK with the new gal so far. Haven't gotten any yet (haven't tried either) and lets face it, that's a big test too. She is a huge dog fan and that wins points in my book. She's had the same steady job for 9 years. For some strange reason, she seems to be really into me. We talk every night for a hour or so. On the superficial side, she's a red haired, green eyed little Irish gal, and I like that.
I guess this means I have to clean my place so she can come over some time soon.
We'll see...
So far, it seems to have been a pretty successful experiment. She's much less crazy than my usual bar flies. She has done well on my two big secret dating tests:
1. When I open/close the car door for a girl, I expect her to at least lean over and unlock my door while I walk around the car to my door. If she just sits there on her soft pretty little ass and waits for the chauffer to take her to the next destination, then that's a pretty good sign that she's a self centered princess, and she's just going to wind up pissing me off.
2. I take her to a Flametrick Subs show. If she doesn't like it or doesn't "get it" then our personalities just aren't a match and it'll never work out.
I've been using these two tells for years and they have proven surprisingly accurate. I feel safe enough divulging this secret because I don't think anyone in my little SG world is secretly wanting to be my girlfriend and will cheat on the tests.
Any way, things are OK with the new gal so far. Haven't gotten any yet (haven't tried either) and lets face it, that's a big test too. She is a huge dog fan and that wins points in my book. She's had the same steady job for 9 years. For some strange reason, she seems to be really into me. We talk every night for a hour or so. On the superficial side, she's a red haired, green eyed little Irish gal, and I like that.
I guess this means I have to clean my place so she can come over some time soon.
We'll see...
guitargeek:
Good for you.
holliday:
For the record: I started pounding on HIS face first... 