flatblack

I guess I could update every now and then...

I arrested a kindergarten teacher the other day. He was drunk/high, wrecked his truck and had a few ounces of pot on him. I'm suspicious about his story of being a kindergarten teacher though. It was his 3rd DWI since 1999. I didn't feel so bad about hooking him up once I discovered that. I hate doing DWIs, but unfortunately, I'm good at them and I build strong cases. Can you be a teacher with two prior criminal convictions? This new one is a felony.

Cops is coming to film with the department. I made it clear that they were not welcome in my car on on my scenes. My Sgt. threatened that he wanted to put them with me because I'm a shit magnet and I'll find them something good to get into. He was joking...I hope.

I've decided to put the rat rod up on Ebay. If it sells for enough, I'll get rid of it and get me another bike since I've been missing my old one. If not, I'll start chopping it up and making it even meaner.

Too bad that grenade didn't go off...