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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

Apr 19, 2005
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I made the coolest mess in the world last night.

I came through the door with an arm load of stuff and dropped a 3 liter Diet Coke bottle on the (fortunately stained concrete) floor. It landed just right that it blew the top off the thing. The bottle emptied it's contents in literally a fraction of a second, propelling the bottle into the couch. There was cola EVERYWHERE including dripping off the ceiling.

I should have taken pictures before I cleaned up the mess. I probably couldn't get it to happen like that again if I tried.
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guitargeek:
Diet Coke seems to have greater explosive potential than regular Coke, I don't know why. My mom used to drink the diet stuff all the time, and I can remember several times when the cab of the truck was covered in the stuff...

Also, NutriSweet is bad for you in a lot of ways...
Apr 20, 2005
guitargeek:
Hmmm?
Apr 20, 2005

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