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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Saturday Apr 09, 2005

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I had a good night of drinking with a friend for the first time in far too long last night. This event inspired not just one, but two great ideas:

#1 I should get a tattoo of Tattoo (from Fantasy Island).

#2 I'm going to be rich! I'll open a through the mail DVD porn rental service like Netflix, except it will be called NetTits. It'll be great! Private! No one sees the Yuppie's car parked by the porn shop. Discrete packaging. Who wants to be my business partner?
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guitargeek:
Several things:
Either of those choppers will handle like shit. Hardtails with spindly frames and unreliable engines... You're looking at a two-wheeled version of the hotrod nightmare you're in right now. Ever worked on an old Triumph engine? How about Amal carbs? You sold off a bike that would run circles around either of the examples you've shown me. The VMax had decent brakes, reliable electrics and carbs, somewhat sluggish handling and a whole lot of motor. You're young now, but in a few years you'll appreciate shocks & springs between your kidneys and the rear axle.

See above post re: KZ1000P...
Apr 14, 2005
ponette:
I saw the Flametrick Subs last night !

nah hahahha ! jealous? biggrin
Apr 14, 2005

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