flatblack

This place is a wreck. Every time it rains, my dog tracks in another pound of mud. Maybe I won't let myself go to roller derby unless I get off my butt and do some cleaning.

What I need it to get married, or at least get a girlfriend. That way, I'd have someone who would make me put things back where they belong and clean every now and then. Of course, I'd rather have a maid who didn't actually do any domestic stuff. She'd just come by for surprise inspections every now and then and if my house was clean, I'd get a blow job as a reward.

I doubt any of the above will be happening soon, so I guess it's up to me to motivate myself. Maybe I should get a room mate and discount their rent for helping me clean.