Most people who know me know how much I hate yuppie deer. Well, I hit one of those damn yuppie deer with my patrol car on the way home Monday night, but I'm not mad because of two things:
#1 It didn't do any damage at all to my cruiser; it just splattered deer kakka all over the windshield.
#2 When I got home from work tonight, my Underdog DVDs had arrived in the mail!
When criminals in this world appear
and break the law that place in fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes out both far and near
for Underdog.
UNDERDOG
Speed of lightning; roar of thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
UNDERDOG
Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to grab a Loan Star, put on my Underdog wife beater, my underdog jammies, and of course, my Underdog boxers and relive my childhood.
Yes, I am the biggest dork in the world, but so was my hero Underdog, so I'm OK with that.
#1 It didn't do any damage at all to my cruiser; it just splattered deer kakka all over the windshield.
#2 When I got home from work tonight, my Underdog DVDs had arrived in the mail!
When criminals in this world appear
and break the law that place in fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes out both far and near
for Underdog.
UNDERDOG
Speed of lightning; roar of thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
UNDERDOG
Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to grab a Loan Star, put on my Underdog wife beater, my underdog jammies, and of course, my Underdog boxers and relive my childhood.
Yes, I am the biggest dork in the world, but so was my hero Underdog, so I'm OK with that.
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No, you will not be seeing me at the next Roller Derby b/c they always have them on Sundays, and I live in Dallas.
Sorry your car is sick