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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Wednesday Feb 16, 2005

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Most people who know me know how much I hate yuppie deer. Well, I hit one of those damn yuppie deer with my patrol car on the way home Monday night, but I'm not mad because of two things:

#1 It didn't do any damage at all to my cruiser; it just splattered deer kakka all over the windshield.

#2 When I got home from work tonight, my Underdog DVDs had arrived in the mail!

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When criminals in this world appear
and break the law that place in fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes out both far and near
for Underdog.

UNDERDOG

Speed of lightning; roar of thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!

UNDERDOG
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Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to grab a Loan Star, put on my Underdog wife beater, my underdog jammies, and of course, my Underdog boxers and relive my childhood.

Yes, I am the biggest dork in the world, but so was my hero Underdog, so I'm OK with that.
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zephyra:
whoa, that's alotta underdog.
No, you will not be seeing me at the next Roller Derby b/c they always have them on Sundays, and I live in Dallas. frown One day I will take another Monday off and come down just for that occasion (oh, and hang out with all the Austin peeps b/c I love them so!).
Feb 17, 2005
holliday:
I'm not ENTIRELY useless when it comes to electrical stuff in my car. I mean, I know the theory of how everything works together and all that. But when it comes to me taking my volt meter and actually diagnosing the specific problem...I call Mr. Cajun. He's in the diesel program and gets at least three months worth of electrical training to my three weeks of it.

Sorry your car is sick frown You can blame me if you want...I'm too far away for it to really matter.
Feb 19, 2005

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