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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Sunday Feb 13, 2005

Feb 13, 2005
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Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright.
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light.
And, somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout,
but there is no joy in Austin -
the Holy Rollers got beat out.

What a shitty day. My motorcycle sold. I was looking to console my loss with roller derby. However, the Holy Rollers lost and my precious little "Smarty Pants" got knocked on her tushy sooo many times. (Even though we've never met, I'm sure she's in love with me. After all, she is a woman. How could she resist the hair?)

Oh well; I've got a collector's set of Underdog DVDs being shipped to me. That will cheer me up.
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VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
zephyra:
I need to go to rollerderby again!!
Feb 15, 2005
ponette:
Aww. Roller Derby....! I miss the Holy Rollers and Bel Air!
Feb 15, 2005

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