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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Monday Jan 31, 2005

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I get to go home early tonight, and then I'm getting a four day weekend to make up for the time I spent in court on my days off last week. I'm going to bite the bullet and put the chopper up for sale today too. It's got to go if I'm going to get even cooler toys.

I'm researching potential boyfriends for Bel Air. If all goes well, she will be carrying my grandchildren in a couple weeks. I've finally found an opening to pursue my vet too. An old friend of mine, Devota, uses the same vet and needs to bring her dog in for shots. I'm going to bring him in for her and take the opportunity to flirt while I'm at it. Actually, I've already started to bet bored with the vet though...this always happens. Now I want to date that absolutely adorable black girl with the crazy hair who hosts Cyberchase on PBS. Ya know who I'm talking about? I know she looks awfully young, but I'm going to pretend that she's 30 and just looks 20 until someone proves otherwise to me!
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bluevalentine:
the Bel Air / Truck bastard children would be ADORABLE though!
Feb 1, 2005
lc2:
That's too funny.
Good luck at the vet. wink
Feb 1, 2005

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