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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Friday Jan 14, 2005

Jan 14, 2005
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Damn it! Foiled again!

We had to go down and get new department IDs since we got a new sheriff. We can have the photos taken in our civvies, so I went down there with my hair in full pompadour, as high and shiny as I could get it and I was wearing a shirt with flames on the collar.

It turns out they weren't retaking the photos; they were just issuing new IDs with the old photos that were already saved in the system...and I thought I was going to be a rebel and have a coll ID picture for the next four years. frown
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
lc2:
Too funny...I want to see a pic of you like that...
Hey- hows it going with the vet?....
Jan 15, 2005
holliday:
Well...I'm not that irresponsible...unless you count letting my power get shut off? But I'm sure nutty enough to hold your interest! Please rewind to some previous recent journal entries for some incriminating evidence.
Jan 16, 2005

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