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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Sunday Dec 26, 2004

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The holiday I hate so much went well. It was funny to play Jenga against my dad the engineer and my sister the architect. My mom is sooo glad to be a grandmother! She had a blast with Ausin, my nephew:

OK so it doesn't all fit, but it's all there on my pics page.

This is the only time I've ever touched/held a baby. Which one of us looks more freaked out?



That's actually the stocking I came home from the hospital in.

I got this great idea for next Christmas! There are always dead dear on the side of the road out here. I'll gather a couple of them up. I'm going to make a fake plywood sleigh and a decapitated Santa mannequin. Then on Christmas night spread it all out on the side of the rode like they crashed and died.

I saw that Special Olympics is having financial problems. I should send this idea in to them: They should add boxing to their events and make money off it. Admit it! Wouldn't you buy pay-per-view for Special Olympics boxing?

Hey leave me alone. There's nothing wrong with thinking evil things as long as you don't act on those thoughts.

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holliday:
What an adorable little one!!! Almost makes my ovaries hurt...almost...

If you need any help setting up your dead deers, definitely get in touch!
Dec 27, 2004
holliday:
What an adorable little one!!! Almost makes my ovaries hurt...almost...

If you need any help setting up your dead deers, definitely get in touch!
Dec 27, 2004

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