flatblack

Sometimes, I think that I think too much, especially about things I have no control over. I find myself growing more and more weary with society and dissatisfied with the people around me. It's making me hopeless/depressed. The elections didn't help this any. I have decided to prescribe two things for my self to deal with this:

#1 I am officially seceding from the union. I declare my little house on my half acre in the hill country an independent nation. I'm appointing myself Supreme Dictator for Life and my second in command will be Bel Air and I grant her the title of Princess of Pillows. As our first act as a sovereign nation, we now declare war on Ohio!

#2 As a gesture of our contempt for right wing fundamentalism, I will be changing this page to a parody of one of their idols.