flatblack

It dawned on me today why I hate YUPPIE deer so much. YUPPIE deer are the rural equivalent to transients. They are always on the side of the road looking for a handout and they are constantly wandering out into traffic and getting run over just like transients. At least bums dont normally have the balls to come up into your yard to freeload off your stuff like deer do. Trust me; if deer could talk, they would follow people around downtown saying got a cigarette? can ya spare some change? you looking?

I also have this theory that when transients die, they turn into grackles. Think about it. Dont they hang out in the same places? Dont they act the same? Have you ever seen a grackle nest? Where do grackles come from?