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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Monday Aug 30, 2004

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I hate deer. Not just any deer, but YUPPY deer. The actual wild ones are OK. I hate the deer out here just west of Austin. In the affluent suburban neighborhoods, people feed them. They just hang out in people's front yards. They are almost tame. You could hunt them with a hammer. As a result, the deer just sand right next to or in the road. The come up to houses and damage property. They constantly get hit by cars. The 57 Chevy wagon in the county that is still on the road, other than mine, hit a deer recently and caused extensive damage. The soccer mom's don't realize that these deer are vermin. Theyre like giant rats that travel in herds but aren't as smart.

I wish I had enough land that I could build a trebuchet. I'd put a feeder a couple hundred yards off and when the deer came to it I'd launch flaming bowling balls at them! I love trebuchets. I hate YUPPIE deer.
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ponette:
I wish... I'll think of you when I'm standing up there in front of all those people in that purple dress. And again when I'm bored at the reception and everyone is felling sorry for me 'cause I don't have a date. wink
Sep 1, 2004
ultraman:
fantasy---tinkerbelle like a muhfukkah just spranklin fairy dust erywhea!

yuppie bambi...the neighborhood is going to hell.
Sep 2, 2004

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