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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Saturday Aug 21, 2004

Aug 21, 2004
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I stank. I was dirty. I smelled like a hippie and looked like a transient. I built fence in rock from 8am to 8pm yesterday. I honestly think that was the hardest days work Ive ever put in. The stupid jackhammer I was so excited about turned out to be an under powered useless sissy jackhammer. I had to bust all the rock by hand with a breaker bar. They should still make prisoners bust rocks. That would cut down on recidivism. I sure could have used a cute girl to dress up like a geisha and bathe me. I would have traded a get out of jail free card for that, but I had to settle for a hot shower. After a good long nights sleep, Im sore and stiff. Its gonna suck if I have to fight with someone or chase someone at work today.
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zephyra:
I told you that you should have had a jackhammer party. Then there would have been plenty of girls around to bathe you.
Aug 22, 2004
holliday:
Honestly, I'm not one for trying to cheat the system. I want a fake inspection sticker about as much as I wanted to cheat on my welding test. The car wouldn't pass inspection because it couldn't pass it's emissions test. In the long run, I'm going to fix whatever is wrong with the car that is making it not pass inspection, since it benefits me and my car anyway. The problem is I don't have the money for it right now.

My choice was to get in trouble for not having a sticker at all, suck it up and get a fake one until I can get it to pass, or fix it now and not be able to pay my rent, ending up living in my unpassable, unregistered car. At least this way I can get it registered and give the poor guy his plates back.

He came over yesterday and said that he believes the problem is the EGR valve, whatever that is. I DO go to a school full of mechanics though, so I suspect it won't be long before I can get it all fixed up. Besides, I only drive that thing to 3 places...work, grocery, and liquor store. Other than that, it sits in my parking lot looking very sad and lonely.
Aug 22, 2004

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