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Heres a little peek into my subconscious. This is the dream I had last night: I was working on some sort of project with the military. Apparently this was WWII because we got captured by the Nazis. This was all going on at some high school football field, and they were holding us about halfway up the bleachers, and Adolph Hitler himself was inside the announcers box at the top of the bleachers. I knew one of the people in our group had a grenade and the Nazis were pretty much letting us wonder around on the bleachers without being watched too closely. I wound up getting two grenades from the guy and I was going to try to throw them into the announcers box and kill Hitler. There was a guard by the door, but I figured he probably couldnt react quickly enough to stop me if I walked up to him, then suddenly opened the door and threw the grenades in. However, I was concerned about the delay on the fuse. If I just pulled the pin as I threw it, the guard would surely gun me down immediately and I wouldnt be able to hold the door shut to keep Hitler from running out. I decided that I could position the grenades in my front pockets with the pins right at the opening. That way, I could furtively pull the pins as I casually walked up just a couple of steps before I got there. I was still concerned about the bulges in my pockets and how much smoke there would be from the fuse and if the guard would be alerted. I also decided that I would lean forwards against the door as I threw the grenades. That way, when the guard shot me, I would hopefully fall against the door delaying Hitlers escape. I started walking up the stairs towards the announcers box when I woke upI guess Ill have to wait till tonight to find out if I got Hitler.

Thats the kind of messed up thoughts that go through my head when Im asleep.