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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Monday Aug 09, 2004

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It's 2:30 am here in the Republic of Texas, and I've just had a Lone Star inspired revelation. I was browsing the site and I noticed that lots of these nubile little betties have wish lists. Im going to put all my bills on a wish list and just quit my job. Now, I know what youre thinking. Those are cute girls who flash a little skin and get mostly lonely guys to buy then stuff as surrogate girlfriends. No woman is ever going to buy you something in exchange for a peek at your Mr. Tickler.

But, Im way ahead of you. What I do, is I start messaging people and threaten to send them close ups of my Prince Albert if they dont buy me stuff. Ill even let him grow back into full hairy caveman mode if necessary. Sure, some people may call that extortion, but I bet itll work. Im quitting my job tomorrow.
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ponette:
too funny.

You mean you don't want to buy me all the shit I registered for in amazon.com? tongue
How very modern of you. wink
Aug 9, 2004
zephyra:
I think it might just work.
Aug 9, 2004

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