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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Monday Aug 02, 2004

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Another dive team call out. Just tell me, how the hell do you drown while snorkeling in a calm lake? How can you get into so much distress that you cant just float face down and breath through the snorkel?

Arrested this girl from one of the local titty bars. She had a suspended license. Her license expired in 1999. No insurance. She had some traffic warrants. Had no license plates. Fictitious registration sticker. Fictitious inspection sticker. And she had altered buyers tags that didnt belong on the car. She bought this car new in 2000 and NEVER registered it. A friend of hers at a dealership just kept giving her buyers tags that she would tamper with the dates onWorks at a topless bar and completely does NOT have her shit together. Why isnt this someone Ive dated? She fits the profile of my exes perfectly!

My most recent ex keeps telling me to send her copies of some pretty dirty pics of us we took together. Not just nudie, but dirty. Is that common? Do most girls like to keep stuff like that? I need to send those to her. We get along great now that she doesnt live with me. Too bad she cant get her shit together. She thinks I should do a post in Suicide Boys in uniform. LOL Im a good sport but that kind of thing could get me very fired.
amanda:
Doyles birthday is the 9th of November 2002 smile he will be two this year but he's still a puppy wink . It's took him a while to catch up to other dogs due to him spending 5 months in kennels. Doyle also has a Bondage collar biggrin .

To answer your question in your journal, the only reason Id want photos of my ex's is to do Vodoo on them wink .
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