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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Thursday Jul 29, 2004

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OK Here's your chance to laugh at me. It's just too funny for me to keep to myself. I don't mind showing the whole world what a big dork I am.

I woke up early this morning and "Little Mojo Jojo" AKA "Mr. Tickler" had popped his head through a small tear that I didn't realize was in my boxers. Wait; scratch that, I mean it was a huge tear, or maybe I accidently had it through the leg hole. whatever Anyway, he was also aparently very "excited" to greet the new day. In this excited state, his head was now stuck uncomfortably tight in that hole and I couldn't get him out! After struggleing for a while, I just tore the hole open bigger and put him back where he belonged while I continued sleeping. When I woke up, I discovered he had a little boo-boo where I'd been trying to pull him back though the hole. blackeyed Poor Mojo! Have you ever heard of such a strange way to get such an injury? If I get lucky in the next couple of days, can you imagine me trying to convince a girl how I got that abrasion and that it isn't a STD? Like I said, I know I'm a dork, but it was just too funny to try to keep to myself.
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holliday:
LOL! I ASSURE you i laughed my ass off when i read this story!

And for the record...I don't catfight, I kick ass...

I study Hapkido...that girl's going down!
Jul 30, 2004
holliday:
Hapkido is a Korean martial art related to Aikido, Tae Kwon Do, and Jujitsu. It's relatively rare in the USA. It's passive, like Aikido...using your oponents energy against them. But we also have the whole aggressive Tae Kwon Do element. We grapple too, with the Jujitsu element. Lots of hand techniques designed for me to have an oponent on their face in 30 seconds or less.

We CAN injure, but are not allowed to kill anybody, unless it's absolutely neccessary. In all our knife defenses, we are trained to subdue, disarm, then INJURE the attacker. Meaning, slash an arm or something, but never the throat.

Our Sabumnim's explaination is that if/when the cops show up, they'll be one person on the ground dead, and me holding the knife...looks bad...y'know? So, it's not that we physically can't, it's just not supposed to be our goal.
Jul 31, 2004

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