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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Tuesday Jul 06, 2004

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July 4th is the day the we celibrate deciding to let the French save our butts and make it too inconvienent for King George to keep us in line all the way over seas and still keep up with other millitary concerns close to home...

This is how people in my district that I had to deal with celibrated it:
2 fatal DWI collisions (the drunk drivers were fine)
1 very suspicous death of a 2 month old infant (not at liberty to say more but we're a long way form being done with this one)
1 family disturbance where a woman busted throught the gate at her ex's property with her car, went into his house and cranked off a couple of rounds in a fit of rage. He hit her, pushed her out the door and called 911. She fled the scene with one flat tire from crashing through the gate. When we caught her very shortley thereafter (still with the gun) she tried to claim that she was the victim because he punched her LOL whatever confused
Then after I was done with all these things that I'm actually out there for, I got a call from a woman who wanted to report that someone had rung her doorbell and run off by the time she answered it...Right lady. I'll call out SWAT and get a helicopter en rout right away. I wanted to call her from a department line and ask her if her refrigerator was running biggrin

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