So, I was sitting in the tiki bar with the old school punk crowd. We were drinking good Irish whisky while we laughed about the bad 80s metal band that was playing (this is why I live in Austin) and it was at this magical moment that it occurred to me that you can take any Michael Jackson joke and substitue "catholic priest" for Michael Jackson and the joke still works... 
adamzach:
Hey, I read... "HOMETOWN: Needville, TX I'll buy ya a beer if you've ever been there..." Well dude, I drink Guiness.
amanda:
i'm sorry to hear about Guzzi, is he the one in the profile pic or is that Bel Air, which ever it is it is a fine looking dog 