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There hasn't been much going on worth updating about. I had a weird dream last night that I was smoking pot.

I think I'll take this opportunity to bitch about media bias. Those of you in the Austin area have probably seen the newscasts about the little girl who was badly mauled by some dogs a couple weeks ago. You've probably heard all the uproar...
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holliday:
Speaking of wierd dreams...

Last night I drempt I broke my cat's neck while pulling her out of an enormous toilet and killed her. Only a few seconds later, while she was still laying limp in my arms, she came back to life.

Then...in the same dream, I was trying to escape the horror of whatever place I was at, riding in the backseat of my car...it's got at least three other people in it...and we got t-boned...entirely totalling out my car. My little shitbox...and I collapsed on the street wailing about how much I loved it and now how would I get to school.

What the FUCK was THAT all about?!
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redmess:
hooray for churches into titty bars!!! skull miao!! skull
flicka:
Um, yeah. I know...I think I've been punished enough, however. My body is not happy. I'm cured of drinking for a month! smile
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Wanna know what the best thing about sex with twenty-seven year olds is? Give up? There's twenty of them! OK, that one works better when I tell it in person rather than writing it down.

Here's my latest project I'm studying on: I'm leaning towards selling both the 57 Chevy wagon and the chopper. Now, hear me out before you lynch me. I'll take proceeds...
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lc2:
WOW...thanks for the great advice.
Two of my good friends are police officers here. I just talked to one of them. This morning, my roommate woke up early for work and noticed that the air had been let out of his tires...there was also a not so friendly letter to me from Craig in my mailbox...hmmm...not too smart to mess with the wrong person...I DO think that it is funny, however, that he got the wrong car (we both have the same truck).
Anyway, I really appreciate your help. I AM about to print out any and everything that he has written to me, both on SG and also in my e-mail.
As for the fat comments, I appreciate what you said. I know that I am not just the skinniest thing around, but I was unaware that I was that fat (according to Craig_O)...I just put that pic up in my profile because I am a sarcastic ass like that...and his comment really pissed me off (if you can't tell).
Hopefully we will get things figured out and his ass will be outta here!
BTW...nice truck!
redmess:
decisions, decisions... skull miao!! skull
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holliday:
What an adorable little one!!! Almost makes my ovaries hurt...almost...

If you need any help setting up your dead deers, definitely get in touch!
holliday:
What an adorable little one!!! Almost makes my ovaries hurt...almost...

If you need any help setting up your dead deers, definitely get in touch!
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Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never had no trouble till he started up his Oi band
Safe in the garage or singing in the tub
Till Haji went too far and he plugged in at the pub

'Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins
Popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps...
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mulhollanddrive:
Oi! Indeed! Merry Christmas, bro!

!!! miao!! !!!
redmess:
really? i think they make me look like an old lady -that's kinda what i was going for but hey, sexy is even better! miao!! skull kiss skull miao!!
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Wanna know what my favorite part of Christmas is? It's the part where they keep a tree that was cut down a month ago in their living room. Then they string the old electrical wires all over it and put about eight plugs into one outlet. For kindling, they put a bunch of cardboard and paper under the tree. Then they have a fire in...
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redmess:
hehehehehe..never thought about it like that...bunch of fuckin' jokers! robot
ponette:
oh the places you'll go...

best book ever!
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I spent most of this morning reading a big collection of Dr. Seuss stories I got for my nephew. How bad of an uncle would I be if I kept this for myself?
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knine:
I still have all my old Dr. Seuss books they are the best
bluevalentine:
I met her through kramer.

I heard about how you know devota last night from Amy Norman

Small fucking world
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I REALLY used to hate this day. I've never had much luck with it. I've never had a birthday party in my entire life. Last year, I had a live in girlfriend and still didn't get laid on it because she was too lazy to wake up before 3pm when I left for work. I had one year where the only person to call me...
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amanda:
Sorry I missed your Birthday I haven't been around for a while. Hope it was better than expected biggrin So did your wish come true biggrin
kiss kiss kiss
redmess:
no more monkeys, god damn it! when i was walking to my car last night I did have to look over my shoulder b/c i could have sworn i heard one sneaking up behind me! ooo aaa puke
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Wow.

I have this old friend in Austin. Not a girlfriend, but a friend. I hadn't been in contact with her for about 9 months I would guess. I won't get into the long story, but she did the one thing that is a huge issue with me and pisses me off. She was well aware of how I felt about this and it wasn't...
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GWAR was wonderfully stupid/fun as always. Although, the next time I'm at a show where I have my left hand on the speaker and my right hand on the stage, I think I'll remember ear plugs...hopefully the deafness will go away, but if not, it's no big deal. Most people in the world rarely have anything to say that I'm interested in.

After the show,...
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holliday:
LOL, I don't know when I went from being all insecure about myself being different from everyone else to truly enjoying making people around me uncomfortable for the same reason...but I did.

On a side note...I might actually be making it up to Austin some time over this christmas break! If I do, you better make yourself available to throw a few back with me!
ultraman:
you ever indulged your fairy while rolloing the nomad? eeek biggrin
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I just got in from working a really bad motorcycle collision that killed two. It wasn't the most dramatic collision I've ever worked, but the worst to me for reasons that will be obvious if you hear about it later today when the media gets ahold of it.

But, I'm not going to write about that. I'm going to tell one of my "it could...
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redmess:
you should be a very proud daddy! skull skull skull
redmess:
hah! so true...
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Three days until Gwar! I should go get myself a cheap suit from Salvation Army or somewhere and wear it to the show. biggrin

Here's my little informal survey: What's your favorite toast? Mine is "To cowboys N horses and the women who ride them."
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guitargeek:
NEKO CASE, MOTHERFUCKER! biggrin
knine:
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: sitting in front of my computer

haha mine too. Sounds like we have the same job also.