OK Here's your chance to laugh at me. It's just too funny for me to keep to myself. I don't mind showing the whole world what a big dork I am.
I woke up early this morning and "Little Mojo Jojo" AKA "Mr. Tickler" had popped his head through a small tear that I didn't realize was in my boxers. Wait; scratch that, I mean...
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I woke up early this morning and "Little Mojo Jojo" AKA "Mr. Tickler" had popped his head through a small tear that I didn't realize was in my boxers. Wait; scratch that, I mean...
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Traffic, I hate traffic. It took about 45 min for me to go 2 miles because of construction. Now I'm feeling bitchy, so these are my pet peeves-
Grammar/Syntax:
When people say "one of the only" Only is an absolute. It's either one of the few or just the only.
People who title a group of pictures as random pictures It would only be random...
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Grammar/Syntax:
When people say "one of the only" Only is an absolute. It's either one of the few or just the only.
People who title a group of pictures as random pictures It would only be random...
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zephyra:
I HATE it when people don't pull over for emergency vehicles. 
Are you gonna make it to rollerderby this weekend in Austin?
Are you gonna make it to rollerderby this weekend in Austin?
holliday:
Ah, pet peeves, my favorite!!!
1. People who wear sunglasses inside. I haven't seen this that much since moving to Texas...but in NY...people wear their sunglasses on the subway all the time and I just want to fucking smack them. Unless they're hung-over and making the walk of shame...that's different.
2. Women who don't know how to walk in heels but insist on wearing them anyway. Seriously folks...if you're walking in a pair of heels, that makes you look like you've got a pole stuck up your ass...not sexy. Take the time to learn and practice.
3. People who don't say please or thank-you. That ones pretty self-explanitory...
And for the record: In NY...if the police are called to a domestic situation...it's up to the woman (or man...depending on who the victim is) if they want to press charges. UNLESS the victim is sporting some kind of actual visible injury. Bruising, bleeding, swelling, that kind of thing. THEN, it's an automatic arrest and the state/city will press charges for you, regardless of what you want.
1. People who wear sunglasses inside. I haven't seen this that much since moving to Texas...but in NY...people wear their sunglasses on the subway all the time and I just want to fucking smack them. Unless they're hung-over and making the walk of shame...that's different.
2. Women who don't know how to walk in heels but insist on wearing them anyway. Seriously folks...if you're walking in a pair of heels, that makes you look like you've got a pole stuck up your ass...not sexy. Take the time to learn and practice.
3. People who don't say please or thank-you. That ones pretty self-explanitory...
And for the record: In NY...if the police are called to a domestic situation...it's up to the woman (or man...depending on who the victim is) if they want to press charges. UNLESS the victim is sporting some kind of actual visible injury. Bruising, bleeding, swelling, that kind of thing. THEN, it's an automatic arrest and the state/city will press charges for you, regardless of what you want.
I have something to confess that I've been keeping secret a long time and can't hide from the world. Even though I hate skinheads like any old punk should, I love Oi music...Is that jacked up?
Actually to be completely clear, it's only the racist skinheads that I can't stand. I was suprised to find that the first couple of SHARPs that I've met turned...
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Actually to be completely clear, it's only the racist skinheads that I can't stand. I was suprised to find that the first couple of SHARPs that I've met turned...
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zephyra:
I don't know Oi music. 
I just got back from visiting my parents in Brenham, TX. Yes, they live about a mile from the president of Bluebell LOL. My mome made peanutbutter pie! She sent a couple of pices home with me. It's my favorite. She rocks! We actually had a big scare with her a few monts ago. The doctors thought she had ALS (which is normally fatal in...
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tattoodolly:
Hey, do you know anyone who would owns a classic car who would be interested in showing up for a TXRD, Hellcats photo shoot at Frans on Saturday Morning? If you do, post on my journal and I'll email you with the info. We will buy burgers for all those who participate. 
tattoodolly:
Actually it is at 10:00am. I already contacted the Kontinentals. They haven't gotten back to me yet! I'll email you with my email address. Thanks for the help! 
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zephyra:
Actually, I will be in Austin next weekend. Tattoodolly is a manager for one of the rollerderby teams, AND she started a cheerleading squad for the team, so I plan on attending my first rollerderby this weekend. Which police department do you work for? I'm totally facinated about the whole diving thing!
Which police department do you work for? I'm totally facinated about the whole diving thing!
holliday:
Just wanted to pop in and say 'hi.' I'm a recent transplant to Houston, TX.
Enjoyed reading your journal. It reminds me why I'm here. I was a domestic violence counselor in NYC...and you're right, people suck, the system sucks, and I had to get my ass out of there. I got tired of fixing people and yeah, decided to fix cars instead. So now I'm in school at Universal Technical Institute.
Being a domestic violence counselor, I had to deal with the police a lot, and seriously, that's not a job I envy out there. You guys have it rough.
Enjoyed reading your journal. It reminds me why I'm here. I was a domestic violence counselor in NYC...and you're right, people suck, the system sucks, and I had to get my ass out of there. I got tired of fixing people and yeah, decided to fix cars instead. So now I'm in school at Universal Technical Institute.
Being a domestic violence counselor, I had to deal with the police a lot, and seriously, that's not a job I envy out there. You guys have it rough.
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Another dive call out today. That's 4 mission call outs in one week. Summer is here and natural selction is at work on Lake Travis.
Another dive call out today. That's 4 mission call outs in one week. Summer is here and natural selction is at work on Lake Travis.
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Another dive call out today. That's 4 mission call outs in one week. Summer is here and natural selction is at work on Lake Travis.
Another dive call out today. That's 4 mission call outs in one week. Summer is here and natural selction is at work on Lake Travis.
flatblack:
Another dive call out today. That's 4 mission call outs in one week. Summer is here and natural selction is at work on Lake Travis.
Another dive call out today. That's 4 mission call outs in one week. Summer is here and natural selction is at work on Lake Travis.
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Another dive call out today. That's 4 mission call outs in one week. Summer is here and natural selction is at work on Lake Travis.
Another dive call out today. That's 4 mission call outs in one week. Summer is here and natural selction is at work on Lake Travis.
I finally feel rested. That was my longest few days at work ever.
I went on duty at 3:30 pm Sunday. Got off at 1:30 am Monday and went to bed about 2:30 am. The pager went off calling me out for a dive mission (I'm on the the dive team) at 4:45 am, so I jumped into my SURT uniform and hauled ass out...
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I went on duty at 3:30 pm Sunday. Got off at 1:30 am Monday and went to bed about 2:30 am. The pager went off calling me out for a dive mission (I'm on the the dive team) at 4:45 am, so I jumped into my SURT uniform and hauled ass out...
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myndlss1:
I like your way of keeping people out of Austin...although I think it could become an attraction! Have a great weekend! ~Myndlss1 
amanda:
sounds like a rough week.
Its amazing what some people are capable of
. I guess theys always going to be monsters somewhere
Its amazing what some people are capable of
. I guess theys always going to be monsters somewhere Powerpuff Gils is on. It's my favorite eppisode-the one where the new girl moves in next door. It has the best line in the history of the show. They are watching the movers take in boxes to the new house and get excited about a possible playmate when they see a box marked "toys." Then Bubbles says "Lots of adults play with toys too" 
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amanda:
The bat was so cute. It was so small and fuzzy 
.I get a lot of bats around here too. I am so lucky to have seen one so close as there are a protected species over here
.I get a lot of bats around here too. I am so lucky to have seen one so close as there are a protected species over here
amanda:
Did you save Townsville from all the monsters
July 4th is the day the we celibrate deciding to let the French save our butts and make it too inconvienent for King George to keep us in line all the way over seas and still keep up with other millitary concerns close to home...
This is how people in my district that I had to deal with celibrated it:
2 fatal DWI collisions (the...
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This is how people in my district that I had to deal with celibrated it:
2 fatal DWI collisions (the...
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And for the record...I don't catfight, I kick ass...
I study Hapkido...that girl's going down!
We CAN injure, but are not allowed to kill anybody, unless it's absolutely neccessary. In all our knife defenses, we are trained to subdue, disarm, then INJURE the attacker. Meaning, slash an arm or something, but never the throat.
Our Sabumnim's explaination is that if/when the cops show up, they'll be one person on the ground dead, and me holding the knife...looks bad...y'know? So, it's not that we physically can't, it's just not supposed to be our goal.