just read the wynona ryder article, i worked for department stores for catching shoplifters, and these charges are going well over board. I did it for five years and have seen about 500 cases between my co-workers and myself, and maybe 3 or 4 ever did jail time, and that was for other charges, or previous convictions. The rest received a total of 500 dollar fines including court costs and safe neighborhood and all that.
I had a bandmate born on your bday...