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ever drink so much you've been hungover at the bar?

i am into her more than anyone ive ever been into

she like jazz, alot

ortlieb's in no.libs...its her therapy

im scared shitless, but im not afraid

best nonmovie ive ever seen

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My first and last time with you
And we had some fun.
Went walking through the trees, yeah!
And then I kissed you once.
Oh I want to see you soon
But I wonder how.
It was a new day yesterday
But its an old day now.
Spent a long time looking
For a game to play.
My luck should be so bad now
To...
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is she clinically depressed. probably.

this may be more than i can deal with. but i'm really into her - this may seem superficial - but i'm not a very giving guy, and thats what attracted me to her - shes very independent and mysterious - i guess i just dont know

i'll listen to lou reed, the answer is in there somewhere
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sarcasticmenace:
Love the chicken hawk suit. biggrin
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Capsize, tired eyes
Collapse into clean sheets, Martinized
By bored friends' mothers who feed to release
Their trust in kids and adult defeats

Home fries ain't no surprise
Been about seventeed since I realized
That no dashboard's gonna stop this chin
If I take the wheel in the state I'm in

So one cheese steak and a Tastycake
Before I stop by Sears, get 'em...
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Happy Valentine's Day!

tonight the night of nights.
the night of 1001 erotic delights
this night of nights will truly be rememberful. I will stick my penis in your beautiful vagina

this is the greatest love in history
a monstrosity of ecstasy
a biography of nudity
for youwoowowo and me
tonight we will ignite
a flaming part of costly trite delight
like diamond necklace dipped...
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chuckgelman:
My girl got it at a place called Ricky's in NYC
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I'm in lust!

Pros:
Shes kinda crazy.
Shes cute.
Shes fun to be with.
She has an amazing personality.
She loves to watch football.
She eats what I cook and doesnt bitch about it.
She laughs at my jokes when they're not funny.
Shes wicked smart.
Shes not embarrased by my car.
She is very independent.

Cons:
Shes kinda crazy.
She makes ME seem needy....
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This email came today - and made me feel sick to my stomach:

A friend gave me your e-mailso here goes

Ive written the Food Network several times, but to date no reply and my time is growing short. The purpose for my writing is that I have a 23 year old son, Chris, with terminal cancer (brain tumors) who is an avid fan of...
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I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
bredoteau:
I will definitely keep The Five Obstructions high on the list! I'll let you know what I think when I see it.