scrantonian will be a bostonian for a few days
"so how's boston?"
"well, it was good to be back for a while, then, you know."
"do i?"
"that place is scranton, with clams." - tony soprano
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NWH is in the house
to tell you punk little suckers what it's all about
When it comes to butts we are the masters
Ain't a butt with a kitty in front gettin past us
But there's a part of the butt that we want to introduce
it's nasty and wet and it's called booty juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
Booty juice comes right from the source
Whats the source an ass of curse
The kind that spreads out extra wide
The kind that's nice when you come inside.
It's fresh an meaty all pasturized
But I always rise when I tap the thighs
'Cause I like'm big , I like'm greasy
I like'm round and I like'm easy
I like'm when the girls steps on the floor
Shake'n them booties just like a ho
I like it when it shakes in the pants so loose
but I love it when it's drippin -- that booty juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
When booty juice falls gotta go for yours
When it's really wet you gotta mop the floor
When I look fine fade to dance
I make my decision by the shape of her pants
Cause the bigger the butt, the bigger the shake
the bigger the shake, the more it's gonna make that booty juice
Ain't made by hand but yes it does come from a can
Pop it open and take a sip careful not to catch you lip
In a can is where the river runs and quench your thirst between those buns
That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
See I like the fit with the nasty ass
the kind that hums when the shit goes past
Grab a cheek when the girl goes by
slap it hard make the booty juice fly
Yo baby doll pull down those tight draws
when your butt expands it'll slap the walls
I'll grab it from front and from behind
we'll do the nasty and do the grind
slip and slide all over the sheets
cause booty juice is just like grease
Buck so hard that your butt gets wet
put that ass in full effect
Take off those draws, take off that lace
have a seat on my face and let me taste
That booty juice
----
i'm breaking a record for longest days withouts using sick/personal/vacation: 6 months
that streak comes to an end thursday friday and next friday
boo yah - fuck you work - i'm o-u-t
----
i was hoping my boss would apply for a newly posted job
i was promised his job about a year ago
been roped around for awhile
so i called hr and sorta threatened them that if they didnt make him take the job i was out - it felt good to have some balls
thats what sucks about being passive aggressive - i'm only 10% of the time
i think its going to work
----
baltimore orioles: second best team in baseball, still
----
the girl i had cut off last year is coming in for memorial day
i thought she just wanted a piece - but then i relaized i think she just wants 'hand' (see geo costanza)
i think shes gonna try and rile me up and then shut me down
so as to go out on top
basically becuase i stopped it last time
no big shake - she can have 'hand'
i truly am a generous being - sacrificing my machismo for her comfort
i'll always have mental 'hand' though
----
my allergies are fucking killing me
claritin just gave up on me
what happened claritin, you used to work so well?
my eyes are sore and bloodshot - i look like my grandmother has died 10 days in a row
people ask me if i'm high
fuck you pollen
"so how's boston?"
"well, it was good to be back for a while, then, you know."
"do i?"
"that place is scranton, with clams." - tony soprano
----
NWH is in the house
to tell you punk little suckers what it's all about
When it comes to butts we are the masters
Ain't a butt with a kitty in front gettin past us
But there's a part of the butt that we want to introduce
it's nasty and wet and it's called booty juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
Booty juice comes right from the source
Whats the source an ass of curse
The kind that spreads out extra wide
The kind that's nice when you come inside.
It's fresh an meaty all pasturized
But I always rise when I tap the thighs
'Cause I like'm big , I like'm greasy
I like'm round and I like'm easy
I like'm when the girls steps on the floor
Shake'n them booties just like a ho
I like it when it shakes in the pants so loose
but I love it when it's drippin -- that booty juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
When booty juice falls gotta go for yours
When it's really wet you gotta mop the floor
When I look fine fade to dance
I make my decision by the shape of her pants
Cause the bigger the butt, the bigger the shake
the bigger the shake, the more it's gonna make that booty juice
Ain't made by hand but yes it does come from a can
Pop it open and take a sip careful not to catch you lip
In a can is where the river runs and quench your thirst between those buns
That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice
See I like the fit with the nasty ass
the kind that hums when the shit goes past
Grab a cheek when the girl goes by
slap it hard make the booty juice fly
Yo baby doll pull down those tight draws
when your butt expands it'll slap the walls
I'll grab it from front and from behind
we'll do the nasty and do the grind
slip and slide all over the sheets
cause booty juice is just like grease
Buck so hard that your butt gets wet
put that ass in full effect
Take off those draws, take off that lace
have a seat on my face and let me taste
That booty juice
----
i'm breaking a record for longest days withouts using sick/personal/vacation: 6 months
that streak comes to an end thursday friday and next friday
boo yah - fuck you work - i'm o-u-t
----
i was hoping my boss would apply for a newly posted job
i was promised his job about a year ago
been roped around for awhile
so i called hr and sorta threatened them that if they didnt make him take the job i was out - it felt good to have some balls
thats what sucks about being passive aggressive - i'm only 10% of the time
i think its going to work
----
baltimore orioles: second best team in baseball, still
----
the girl i had cut off last year is coming in for memorial day
i thought she just wanted a piece - but then i relaized i think she just wants 'hand' (see geo costanza)
i think shes gonna try and rile me up and then shut me down
so as to go out on top
basically becuase i stopped it last time
no big shake - she can have 'hand'
i truly am a generous being - sacrificing my machismo for her comfort
i'll always have mental 'hand' though
----
my allergies are fucking killing me
claritin just gave up on me
what happened claritin, you used to work so well?
my eyes are sore and bloodshot - i look like my grandmother has died 10 days in a row
people ask me if i'm high
fuck you pollen