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Politics scare me. I have been following the primaries because I made a five dollar bet while drunk a year ago as to who would win the democratic primary. That and a certain morbid curiosity. I'm not sure whether beating my friend or who becomes president is more important to me.

I'm not sure if I know enough about any of them to say. McCain...
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tunnel_vision:
Politics have a way of scaring people .. I avoid it when I can smile
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I'm watching Fear and loathing in los vegas. You sholdn't watch it while super drunk. At first I thought was gonna watch leaving los vegas. Which you also shouldn't watch as drunk.

Anyway, here is my old joke. ( I have been teribly embarrassed that my style of telling jokes is similar to Gilbert Godfrieds....) That is sad.

Anyway. So three guys walk into a...
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runround:
oh and the last time i watched fear and loathing i was on shrooms...it was simply ridiculous...i've never viddied it drunkers, but now i won't biggrin
winter_davis:
I have a hard time watching anything while super drunk. So hard to focus...
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

'ell if I know!

Elliphino.

Get it! Get it!

I'll be here all year folks. (Maybe longer.)

I might be back later today even.

Be well,
JDF
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fatality:
I am. Simultaneously.
fatality:
(especially gin and tonics)
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I'm going to quote an entire chapter from the Ray Bradbury book Something Wicked This Way Comes.

"And nothing much else happened all the rest of that night."

It's the only chapter I've ever memorized.

Be Well,
JDF
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Just got back from Mardi Gras. Some people in our group had class so we had to miss Mardi Gras proper, but will still hit some of the biggest parades. I met a bunch of friends of friends. I ate fried alligator. I had crawfish pies and sweet potato pecan pies.

Drank gin and whiskey and hurricanes and hand grenades. Wandered around. Sang songs.

It...
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runround:
well that little clock in the corner says 1:36...so i guess that kinda makes me an hour into the future...its a stretch but i really like the idea of it...
runround:
i would be delighted to have you floating about more often...although i must admit i don't really have the mental facilities to keep this witty reparte up much longer frown but by the time i have something relatively interesting to say again (you know atleast worth commenting on) i should have had ample time to recharge my grey cells...

oh and yes i'm pretty sure this right here is us travelling through time biggrin
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I won't be screwed immediately, but I should drink less. I say that because I am halfway between my three day birthday celebration/bender and my road trip to mardi gras. I decided that I wanted to try some of my birthday scotch.

Life is great. I need to work sooner on my job search. The best thing about getting drunk this evening is deciding to...
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Sometimes drinking less is a good thing smile
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It's my birthday tomorrow. Me mum will take me out to dinner and make me pumpkin cheesecake. When she asked me what dessert I would like for my birthday it was actually quite a decision. German chocolate cake and apple cake are old standbys, but I was considering whiskey cake too.

I decided to get drunk today.

I will also be drunk again on Friday...
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Happy birthday smile
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Good Morning. Life is good. Went to my monday night geek fest. Won two of three games.

Then came back and drank with one of my best drinking buddies. I'm glad I don't have the phone number of the current pretty girl I've decided to become infatuated with for no reason. My keen detection skills allowed me to discover that I got black out drunk...
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Go call the girl smile
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Just as a note. You guys are all pretty alright. I'm glad I flit around here.

I'm actually having a single rum and coke for its bracing/medicinal qualities. It's cold outside and I spent all day today keeping a friend company who had to go to the emergency room because she had an awful sore throat and accompanied etc.

DISTRACTION.

A different pretty girl that...
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tunnel_vision:
Go see the pretty girl when she is not drunk smile