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Tuesday Apr 01, 2008

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I'm am overly enamored with turns of phrase. Unfortunately they are frequently my one. I keep waiting for the right time to use them.

Perhaps it is even worse when they aren't my one. For example the phrase "The motherfucking Shakespeare of sick" is stolen from the movie Crank. But frequently I do say that's SICK (With the upwards rising exaggerated intonation.) followed quickly by its like the see above.

Also it appears to be my life's goal to find ways to use the phrase Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker that is not its intended usage. It's too good a rhyme to be relegated to the realm of ill intent. Or if not ill at least slightly shady.

I hung out with a good friend earlier today. She's perhaps cleverer than I am and a cute little bit of nothing. As with most of my too many overly attractive female friends she has a boyfriend. Say la vie. La vie. (I'm aware that it is C'est la vie. I just wanted to over emphasize the pun and then over explain it. Grins)

I gotts me some class in about 12 hours so perhaps it's getting close to time to call it an evening.

Math will be heard but I think I've got that bitch covered.

Be well,
JDF
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Apr 2, 2008

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