Long time no update.....I better make it good. I get bored with men far too easily...MY solution to men boring me with everything but their penis, which I usually have to use myself, is to kick them to the curb. Where are all of the reasonably attractive men who are intellegent, talented and interesting? 
I decided that I want to buy a van and drive around the country until I find where I want to be. I am going to put a bed in it, pack up my cats, get a dog to ride up front with me, and see the whole fucking country...I will camp when I get tired and just go to all the beautiful places until I know that I want to be somewhere forever. No men!
No women 
because they are too much drama and problems...Just me and my dog (That I have yet to get) And my cats will just sleep in the back...I might have to get little kitty harnesses and let them run around outside... 
So what do these things have in common? Only that its good that I get bored with men so easily Because that means that I will definately get out of here and not get tied down...Just gotta use condoms, because as my good friend bash says "Arg...a baby pixie!" Not good!!!!!!!
A few questions before I finish...What kind of dog should I get..And should I get some sort of weapon just in case? I don't want a gun, but maybe a good shanking knife...You never know what could happen.
I decided that I want to buy a van and drive around the country until I find where I want to be. I am going to put a bed in it, pack up my cats, get a dog to ride up front with me, and see the whole fucking country...I will camp when I get tired and just go to all the beautiful places until I know that I want to be somewhere forever. No men!
No women because they are too much drama and problems...Just me and my dog (That I have yet to get) And my cats will just sleep in the back...I might have to get little kitty harnesses and let them run around outside...
So what do these things have in common? Only that its good that I get bored with men so easily Because that means that I will definately get out of here and not get tied down...Just gotta use condoms, because as my good friend bash says "Arg...a baby pixie!" Not good!!!!!!!
A few questions before I finish...What kind of dog should I get..And should I get some sort of weapon just in case? I don't want a gun, but maybe a good shanking knife...You never know what could happen.
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I got this plan to wait till i'm due to renew my SG membership, then say to my girl, all my friends think you should join
Think realy carefully about a weapon, any situation can take on a whole new dimension when a weapon is involved
You could solve 2 questions, and get a bull terrier type dog..... A loving companion, who will be very good company and a weapon all in one
I guess those dogs are not welcome in some states though?
I love the idea, I've done it in the UK in an old bus. It's great, but get some tools and learn abit about the van you get before setting off.
I wish I could come with you, but that would break the no men rule.
Never mind.
Take it easy honey