fireyspright

So I have decided no more boy problems!!!!!! Fuck them. Fuck them all. Eventually. I have decided that it is my full intention to become a black widow lesbian. I am half way there. I just need a lesbian lover. Anyone know any hot lesbians that want to scheme a guy out of all of his money?
Haha, I am just kidding. I don't want to scheme anyone out of their money. But if it happened to happen. ...
So I need help with
A. New Tattoo...I want a Brian Froud or Edward Gorey faerie. If you guys have any good ideas let me know!!!!!!
B. And my voice mail is getting stale. I need a new one. My current one says
"Hi, you have reached the goddess of death and destruction. I am currently unavailable, probably burning down a village or causing a war, but if you would like to leave a message I would be happy to get back to you. And please don't beg for your life."

So if anyone who reads this has any ideas it would be appreciated. Ok. Must go eat pineapple