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newburyport, MA Denver, CO

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Monday Jul 17, 2006

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New apartment rocks, no internet there, but downtown is close and has a free wireless network! Yay! biggrin

Job interview tomorrow for a hippy art company! Yay! biggrin

Funny story time!:
Ok. So I have this friend who is kind of a loudmouth, never shuts up, and was having sex with two of my best friends for a whhile. My best friend was in the room one night when this other girl and him were going at it, and she was pretending to sleep. So this other girl starts asking him to go in the out door, and he was kind of reluctant. So she was going "just put it in there, dont be a pussy!" and so he says "But what about poo?"

Now he thought jo was sleeping and didnt hear any of this, but she did and told me about it the next day.

A few weeks later he calls me and is talking blah blah blah...Do you wanna hang out? So I say "Sure, what do you wanna do?" and he says, jokingly, "stick it in your bum."

I couldnt resist.
I said

"What about poo?"

Silence. For about 30 seconds.
miao!! biggrin

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xhippykid:
Sounds like a cool job. Good luck, hope it goes well. Knowing deep and dark emberassing secrets about our friends is always a plus.
Jul 17, 2006
joshkirby:
A+ story.

Also, just go sit in Jaho all day for the free wireless.
Jul 19, 2006

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