firemonkey

Ahhh, fucksticks. It's friday and I'm drunk. Yay!!! It's one of the evenings I'm allowing myself to drink, so I've drunk. A lot. Had chips in pitta with burger sauce, very nice it was too.

Me, drunk.

I wish I had a lovely lady that I could wake up with tomorrow and just chill in bed with and make tea for and eat biscuits and watch films with. Any offers? I make really good tea.

Fuck, no-one is going to make any offers with me looking like that. I think I'm going to have to admit defeat on the woman front.

Alas, looks like I'll be working on my sisters flat instead. Not quite so fun.
I'm reading a very cool book, which is basically philosphy for dummys, starts with Socrates, really cool. My cousin sent it to me, makes me feel mildly more intelligent.

Meh. Love you all. May your weekends be great, and your eyes be transfixing,
Dan xxx