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firemonkey

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Sunday Sep 16, 2007

Sep 16, 2007
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Bwahahahaha! You all thought I'd vanished, but I'm back once again like the renegade master.
Right, so all is good. Almost great in fact. Work just gets better and better, they gave me a new computer which has double dual core chips, 16Gb of Ram and a 64bit version of linux so it can access all the Ram. For the non computer geeks, this is very good and fast and makes me feel wanted, so that's good. The film I'm on is this
I could tell you what happens, but then I'd have to kill you.

And in the blue corner, weighing it at 14 stone 1pound 6 ounces is BIGFIREMONKEY!!!!!
Yep, I've hit my last target weight of 14 stone, which is an increase in weight rather than the other way around. I've been hitting the gym a lot recently and been drinking creatine and lots of protein shakes. I'm not beefcake, nor would I ever wish to be, but I certainly have put on some muscle, which I am very happy about. Certain lady friends of mine have commented, all for the positive. I'm sure I wouldn't have the time or motivation were I not single, but hey, the lucky lady (remember, luck can be both good and bad) who becomes Mrs Firemonkey will have some nice arms and little belly flab to grab onto, and I hope she'll appreciate it.
And what better time to meet her than at one of my best friends weddings? I'm off to Italy in a week and half to spend a wonderful week in Perugia, wednesday to wednesday, with the ceremony being on saturday. I shall have to buy a suit as I'm to be one of three ushers, not a huge role, but I'm very proud to be involved, as I love both bride and groom and I wish them many, many happy years together.
The only slight downer since my last blog (over a month ago, shocking!), is that I've moved back with my parents, although I may actually have been here when I wrote my last one. I can't remember, I'm getting old and my memory ain't what it once was. Still, it's all good, I'm loving my room, got everything set up, getting on well with the folks and saving lots of money, which is the main point.
I've also dating, in the more american way, which makes the 'I'm turning 30 very soon, and I'm currently living with my parents' a little interesting. Still, the few dates I've been out on, the girls/ladies seemed to understand the reasons. I'm yet to meet someone who totally blows my pants/socks/any clothing off, but I'm just going to give it all a bit of time, which I seem to have and seem to be enjoying so long may this whole phase of my life continue.
I wish you all the very best, I hope you're all well, and may all your beers be both tasty and cold and your salt and vinegar crisps be extra vinegary, mmmmm, sharp,
big love from the big monkey,
Dan x
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
strawberrybomb:
Yeah I haven't even attempted Halo on legendary, I've just stuck to normal. I'm not that good at it anyway.
Yeah i'm the same with the bank balance, but luckily I get paid each week but the boyfriend isn't getting paid until the end of the month and hopefully this time he will get the right amount.
Well done on hitting the target, some guys I used to live with are doing the same they were obsessed with going to the gym and having protein shakes.
As for the film seriously after seeing the trailer at Transformers I just wanted to see more. If you feel the need to let slip a few secrets every now and then that would be great and 16 gigs of ram?! Insane.
Oct 4, 2007
savage:
was a bit nippy but lots of fun!!! love
Oct 4, 2007

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