Ok so I may be late to jump on the Tucker Max Bandwagon but he is Fucking Hilarious! I just bought I hope they serve beer in hell and Assholes Finish First. I cannot put down his book I wish people would shut up so i could read more during my break.
You see, I have fucked an amputee and a set of twins. If you add in a midget, you are looking at a legendary trifecta. How many other people can say they have done that? Seriously, raise your hand if you even know someone who has done that. Yeah, some of you have fucked midgets. Some of you have fucked amputees. Some have even fucked a set of twins. But how many can honestly say you have done all three categories? Im not going to say that Im the only guy on earth who has done this, but I would bet you could fit all of us into a Prius.
from Assholes Finish First
Of all the types of women, I like sluts the best. Mainly because they are the most receptive to me putting my penis in their vaginas.
from Assholes Finish First
Nothing to really crystallize how pitiful your night went than to wake up at your computer chair, mouse in one hand, dick in the other, with PornHub.com staring back at you.