firemarshaljoe

I WANNA BE ON THE PARTY TROLLEY!!!!!!!

Oh god...there is NOTHING more to tell. It was seriously the most uneventful night out EVER. I didn't even get drunk because I was so bored...I felt like I'd be wasting my money.

I got into a (sober) fight with some (shitfaced) dude because he wouldn't get out of my face.

Seriously. The music sucked. I didn't run into anyone cool. I never want to go out in my hometown again.

Yes, we should definitely go out together with our spouses. But more importantly...I want a playdate. Megan never returns my calls, so she's on my shitlist. Let's try and plan something. For real, this time.