firemarshaljoe

I had a great weekend in till Sunday. I have the worst luck ever! We went to my in-laws house this weekend in good old Shannon. On Sunday I went to go get gas at the FS station. We where meeting my wife's sister their to pick up the gas card and of course we where running late. I just pulled up to a pump and they all looked the same. I ran over to my sister in-law's car to grab the card. now I had to remember a code and a car # I just started pumping after that no big deal right. WRONG I was fucking pumping diesel in my car. I may have been stoned but come on I thought the pumps where drastically different so shit like this doesn't happen. I didn't even realize in till I pulled the pump out and some neon green fluid trickled out. Then I jumped in my car and was like wife I think we have problem. Will that ruin your car of course she did not know. We drove about a block to my father in-laws John Deere dealership and this is where things went down hill. He was pissed because it was Sunday so we couldn't really get any help and he did not want to deal with it. Now my wife is getting pissed at me. Everyone thinks I am a dumb as right now and my wife was not talking to me. We tried to pump the gas out but had no luck. I had to leave my car at my in laws. I borrowed a John Deere truck to get back home which was a good thing because my wife want bring a few big things home from the P's house. She still was not talking to me but at least my father in-law was ok with me by this point. The bad luck has not end yet though. We drive back to Chicago which is a 2.5 hour trip and what is this I left are house key in Shannon along with the car keys. My wife her house keys are in the house so we sat and waited for my Landlord to let us in which was great because now she is really pissed at me. By the end of Desperate House Wives Meg was back to talking to me and we had some great make up sex. My story isn't finished their though I was planning on going to work early so I could leave at 3 and what do you know no office key either. I am now sitting in a hallway out side of my office waiting for someone to let me in. Fucking great start for the week right! I am think about the lovely 5 hour commute to and from Shannon I will be taking today. I realize this is completly my fault but come on why does this shit always happen to me. I swear their is a black cloud that just follows me around. Maybe I shouldn't have been smoking but it was my weekend and everyone was smoking all weekend long. So anyways this makes me look like a complete dumb ass i felt so shitty on Sunday. You could tell everyone was just thinking what a dumb ass! I need some encouragement please. If anyone else has made this mistake please drop me a line. I hope everyone else has a great week.