listening to: Faith No More - The gentle art of making enemies
feeling: fine.

today started early. i cant believe im awake. i slept for two hours.
i'm gonna pick him up from work and buy weird stuff at the mall with my birthday money. think he'll miss me?
lost 10 pounds. im not sure how. im now 100 pounds on 5"4. didn't feel like writing that in "Stats". noone reads this anyway so 'ts ok. i deserve a reward. coz i'm the best fuck you ever had.
today i told a guy i dumped that i would really want to be him, coz he had the chance to go out with me. ever wondered how it would be to date yourself? i wanna try. hmmf. well i gotta go get ready. being good gets ya stuff.
*don't you look so surprised. happy birthday... fucker. blow that candle out. we're gonna kick you. kick you.*

and btw filmME. i can't be a perv. i'm the most innocent so and so around. what the fuck is sex anyway?

i'm off. let's hope the cops don't pull me over this time, i dont have my insurance and license papers, they're at mah dad's place. woohoo.

-gone-