Hi i am the prophet of doom.
your all gonna die,
here is some info on your impending dooooooooooooom
Doom! #1
well im hoping you already read the SG news article about all the Bees dying
first the killer bees were gonna get us, now were killing all the bees. either way we die
Doom! #2
super tidal wave...thanks africa
in the interest of full disclosure here are all the articles. even some saying it wont happen. suuuuuuurrrre
super tidal wave kills every thing on east coast- article 1
Save the children, get them swimmies!!!!!! article 2
hogwash you'll be fine... famous last words art.3
relax your not gonna drown... you'll be impaled by debrii art 4
Doom! #3
you know "super-clap" sounds like the name of an awsome 70's band, not the death knowl for our species
HYPER V-D!!!!!!!
at least the Super AIDS kills you before you can spread it to much
Doom! #4
just when you thought it was safe to... not choke to death on volcanic ash.
just like pompeii, but fucking everywhere, no, seriously every-fucking-where
yeah dont stand on that 1530 square mile area... or near it... like north america...
Doom! #5
Dec 21st 2012... get your X-mas Gift early this year
(copied and pasted from This page on Wikipedia)
December 21 - The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar used by the Maya civilization of pre-Columbian Mesoamerica completes its thirteenth b'ak'tun cycle since the calendar's mythical starting point (equivalent to 3114 BC August 11 in the proleptic Gregorian calendar, according to the "GMT-correlation" JDN= 584283). The Long Count b'ak'tun date of this starting point (13.0.0.0.0) is repeated, for the first time in a span of approximately 5,125 solar years. The significance of this period-ending to the pre-Columbian Maya themselves is unclear, and there is an incomplete inscription (Tortuguero Stela 6) which records this date. It is also to be found carved on the walls of the Temple of Inscriptions in Palenque, where it functions as a base date from which other dates are computed. However, it is conjectured that this may represent in the Maya belief system a transition from the current Creation world into the next. The December solstice for 2012 also occurs on this day. Some interpret the Mayan system to predict the beginning and/or end of a major cycle in history, the "end of the world," or the "dawning of a new age" on or around the period of time surrounding December 21, 2012. See also: Mayan calendar
anyway im tired of coying and pasting so i think thats enought DOOOOOOM!!! for one day...
all in all it makes the whole Zombie Armageddon thing alot more favorable... at least you have a chance
your all gonna die,
here is some info on your impending dooooooooooooom
Doom! #1
well im hoping you already read the SG news article about all the Bees dying
first the killer bees were gonna get us, now were killing all the bees. either way we die
Doom! #2
super tidal wave...thanks africa
in the interest of full disclosure here are all the articles. even some saying it wont happen. suuuuuuurrrre
super tidal wave kills every thing on east coast- article 1
Save the children, get them swimmies!!!!!! article 2
hogwash you'll be fine... famous last words art.3
relax your not gonna drown... you'll be impaled by debrii art 4
Doom! #3
you know "super-clap" sounds like the name of an awsome 70's band, not the death knowl for our species
HYPER V-D!!!!!!!
at least the Super AIDS kills you before you can spread it to much
Doom! #4
just when you thought it was safe to... not choke to death on volcanic ash.
just like pompeii, but fucking everywhere, no, seriously every-fucking-where
yeah dont stand on that 1530 square mile area... or near it... like north america...
Doom! #5
Dec 21st 2012... get your X-mas Gift early this year
(copied and pasted from This page on Wikipedia)
December 21 - The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar used by the Maya civilization of pre-Columbian Mesoamerica completes its thirteenth b'ak'tun cycle since the calendar's mythical starting point (equivalent to 3114 BC August 11 in the proleptic Gregorian calendar, according to the "GMT-correlation" JDN= 584283). The Long Count b'ak'tun date of this starting point (13.0.0.0.0) is repeated, for the first time in a span of approximately 5,125 solar years. The significance of this period-ending to the pre-Columbian Maya themselves is unclear, and there is an incomplete inscription (Tortuguero Stela 6) which records this date. It is also to be found carved on the walls of the Temple of Inscriptions in Palenque, where it functions as a base date from which other dates are computed. However, it is conjectured that this may represent in the Maya belief system a transition from the current Creation world into the next. The December solstice for 2012 also occurs on this day. Some interpret the Mayan system to predict the beginning and/or end of a major cycle in history, the "end of the world," or the "dawning of a new age" on or around the period of time surrounding December 21, 2012. See also: Mayan calendar
anyway im tired of coying and pasting so i think thats enought DOOOOOOM!!! for one day...
all in all it makes the whole Zombie Armageddon thing alot more favorable... at least you have a chance
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we need to bring back the killer bees tag team. jumping jim brunzell and b. brian blair. tell those fuckers to do something about it.
look at those mullets. these guys can do anyhing.
Doom! #2
damn nappy-headed hoes
Doom! #3
yeah, you already beat me to the joke on this one.
Doom! #4
so why dont we just drop a virgin in as a sacrifice? poof. problem solved.
Doom! #5
im waiting for this one. seriously, ive always hoped the end of the world would occur in my lifetime.