fiona

allllright so I decided to go on a crash-vegan-diet because I think i must have a food allergy that makes me fucking freak out, man. Like I drank a milkshake and almost had an emotional breakdown. I refuse to believe that that was the real me. SO I thought I'd drag myself through the withdrawal of my coffee and chocolate addiction (coffee could make me schizophrenic, apparently!) and eat like a little japanese granny for a while. So this is going to suck because I'm a big comfort food girl and I pretty much get through winter by bingeing out like there's no tomorrow. In other news, my set in review, the one where I'm getting all wet, was described as "very straight" by a friend. That must be why it's so hard for me to get girls! So I will have to do something about that. I have to run to work now. Y'all better appreciate I'm late so you can read these words