fiona

another day at the salon which means aother day filled with me shampooing heads of all shapes and sizes. Some heads are so slim, you can hold the whole head in your hands, these I find endearing. The neck is more thin and vulnerable and it's easy to massage. Some heads are so big they take up half the sink and the neck fills the groove completely. There's fat heads, usually men, which are big, and then there are big heads that are shaped like upside-down eggs, with no bones sticking out. Those are weird to massage. Some people's temples are sunken in and some puff out. It's all crazy in the world of the head.
But my favourite head is the morning head. You know after a night of some good fucking, it's always a good start to the day by putting a nice soft dick in your mouth to move it all around with your tongue and feel it getting harder in your mouth.... Of course if it ends in a good dose of protein, then you also have a "head start" on a balanced breakfast! ohhhhh Yeah
But those assholes who wake me up with their loud-ass tree-cutting machines and their retardedly loud garbage trucks should be SHOT. They don't care about people like me who they assume are home during late mornings because it's after 9 and they're not at work like important people....God forbid I should sleep in! And I'm sorry to hate on motorbikes because they are sexy, but they are so loud going up my hill it makes me think we're under fucking attack or something. Isn't there a law against that? Well there should be.
this is typical morning for me